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BigJim77
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Holy shit I was cooking fucking chicken and had on the hand mit but I guess it lost its protection and fucking burned my damn hand....and it hurts like a bitch....this damn chicken better taste fucking good


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Tailyn
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I can't be the only one here who can read this and think totally perverted thoughts....

Ok, now that I'm out of the gutter...SORRY FOR LAUGHING!

Is it blistered??? Geez man be careful. I hate it when I'm cooking chicken and lose the protection....oh wait..slipped into the gutter again...


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BigJim77
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no it really happened....but I did leave that open to interpretation on purpose.......lol :kinky

and yea I got a few blisters


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Tailyn
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Which hand is it?? (Oh man..here I go again...) Are you left or right handed?? Is the stranger on for the night?? 😉


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T-Bar
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OMG you are amazing BigJim. I've never burned my hand choking my chicken! You must be sooooo damn fast! SLOW DOWN!


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PMSLunatic
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hmmmmmmm now wasn't I supposed to be doing that for you?
*wink*

Put some Vit E Oil on that hand.....it's gonna sting like a bitch for a few days

*hug*

Cutie

to the rest of you ROFLMAO!!!!! *wink*


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TailGunner
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😀

I aint sayin shit!!

:devil


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TailGunner
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oh hell....I cant leave this one alone :devil

BigJim....dammit son...you cant use a little tab of margarine for lubricant. you gotta use something a little more substantial.....like crisco!! when you feel the skin starting to stick, then you gotta add in a little bit more crisco. also watch the temperatures generated. when they get too high, they'll char the outter skin. although, not permanent, its just irritating and makes for you next few encounters with the chicken to be tainted. just be careful not to peel the charred skin off, exposing the delicate flesh underneath.

another thought is to add in a little lemon juice or soy sauce as a rub on the chicken. makes for less dryness and an interesting flavor!


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BigJim77
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:lol couldn't resist the temptation huh TG......LOL


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Originally posted by Tailyn
I can't be the only one here who can read this and think totally perverted thoughts....

Ok, now that I'm out of the gutter...SORRY FOR LAUGHING!

Is it blistered??? Geez man be careful. I hate it when I'm cooking chicken and lose the protection....oh wait..slipped into the gutter again...

LMAO Tailyn, Bad girl!!!!!
and TG i was shocked at first when you posted you were'nt saying shit!!!
LBM


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Tailyn
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I think it's just "rubbing off" :devil from the men here. ;):p


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PMSLunatic
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ok I have one question for you BigJim...

so how did that chicken taste after all that?

*smile*

Cuitie


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I don't undestand your posts, Your upset that xxxxx s sending you Pervereted email...............Have you realy looked at your post before you send them??? As far as I see it ,you leave your self open. Now I don't know what this ass hole sent you , but we are here to protect you! I don't know this guy from adam but I will not stand for anyone ........that will EVEN think of messing with our Women!! We lov you all. "You mess with the best.......You die like the rest!


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PMSLunatic
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PC hon you reading the right thread?

*smile*

Cutie


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Tailyn
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Originally posted by pc
I don't undestand your posts, Your upset that xxxxx s sending you Pervereted email...............Have you realy looked at your post before you send them??? As far as I see it ,you leave your self open. Now I don't know what this ass hole sent you , but we are here to protect you! I don't know this guy from adam but I will not stand for anyone ........that will EVEN think of messing with our Women!! We lov you all. "You mess with the best.......You die like the rest!

PC if you want to flame me, go right ahead and start a thread....feel free. And if the fact that I joke around on the board has made you decide that it means I'm a cyber slut, that's your opinion, you're welcome to it. It's all in fun and to spice things up a bit. And as far as your comment above...which is it?? You act like I "deserve it" and then talk about kicking the guys ass who did it. UGH........forget it.


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