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21/11/2025 5:49 pm
Our lives are independently busy and I always have the averages asking me how I eat the food that I do throughout my busy life, especially during school hours. The answer is simple. Planning ahead & creativity. Whats normal to me may seem crazy to the averages. I'm just curious how everyone gets their calories in, in the most off-the-wall way.
I guess mine would be an oatmeal shake. I take 8oz of water, add 1 cup of oatmeal, blend away, and can drink the entire shake within 20 seconds. Boom, 300 cals just like that. Let's say I need more cals and im sitting in class. I could have 16oz of water, 2.5 cups of oatmeal, blended with 2 tablespoons of peanut butter, with a scoop of whey. Another 750 cals in 2 minutes and is not distracting to those around me.
A buddy calls me up and says he works as a mechanic in a garage and has no real way to eat 'clean'. I said, bullshit. Take a chicken breast & wrap it in tin foil with a few holes poked through. Throw that sucker outside in the sun for 20 minutes and it will warm up like a microwave. Toss in a oatmeal shake with some almonds and you have a complete meal! Creativity at its finest! So lets hear yours! I need some new ideas 😉
21/11/2025 6:06 pm
lol i like this haha, ingenuity brings about the most abstract and practical methods in our lives. for me, if i needed to eat but could spare a couple minutes n im on the road i would stop by a gas station buy some plastic ziplock bags, almonds or nuts, a protein shake (if none buy some milk) some paper towels, and (if ur bulking) a candy bar (if ur cutting) maybe some fresh high fiber fruits or bag of oat meal. maybe buy a hammer or something you can smash shit with then go to the car and rape the shit out of the nuts and fruits in a plastic bag with something u can smash it with...if ur a man u will use ur fists lol jk dont break urself :P....add in the oatmeal and milk or protein shake and if u dont got a bottle then drink it out the bag!!!
21/11/2025 6:31 pm
These are the kind of ideas I need! Keep this shit rolling, I work 70-80 hours a week and college full time so I can always use advice !
21/11/2025 7:00 pm
1. A gallon of ice cream a day.
2. 12 pack of bud heavy a day.
3. 5 guys burger TID
4. A bottle of grenadine a day.
5. Super size big Mac TID.
21/11/2025 7:25 pm
or you could go all out and blend every single meal you know that you would eat in that day and drink it every X hours you need to eat lol.....1 gallon jug of pure calories and rancid ass taste!!!!
21/11/2025 7:43 pm
Eating is never off the wall.. how else are you supposed to get cals in? lmao.. That oatmeal shake is nice and a staple in my diet... infact I'm having one right now I figured everybody drinks them. Thats about as off the wall I get as far as meals.
21/11/2025 8:34 pm
ya rj i do that same shake! love it! easiest thing to make with most calories have one every day bro
21/11/2025 9:03 pm
I use CytoGainer to bridge the gaps quite a bit. I also do not hesitate to plow any other calorie-rich food. My only rule is it should be freshly-cooked, and not a pre-packaged or preservative-laden food. I regularly make and eat things like: cheesecake, cannolis, eclairs, cheeseburgers, pizza, ice cream.
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21/11/2025 9:30 pm
My foreman gave me a box of meal bars I think from like a survival kit or something each bar was 5000 calories can't say I enjoyed them and at 10 dollars a bar I'd never buy one
21/11/2025 10:00 pm
Detour protein bars and natty peanutbutter, great snack anytime of the day
22/11/2025 9:49 am
2 scoops of whey protein with a package of chocolate pudding mixed with 2 cups of 2%milk
22/11/2025 10:16 am
Im a huge fan of big batch cooking on Sundays. I know its not off the wall but baking up 2 family sized packs of chicken and freezing 1 of them to be pulled Wednesday gives me a good base for the week. Im not a picky eater but prefer food that doesnt taste like shit and was really surprised that the frozen chicken once thawed and thrown in a toaster oven tasted almost as good as chicken that had just been made.
22/11/2025 10:39 am
1. 1 cup greek yogurt, 1 tbsp PB, blended with a little water
2. 1.5 cups of raw oats, 1 scoop protein blended
3. One of the nastiest things ive eaten, 3 packs of tuna and a half cup of egg whites blended. Saves time
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