What is the most off-the-wall way that you get your calories in?

Protein shake.
milk
oatmeal
Liquid egg
greek yogurt
banana
cottage cheese
olive oil
2 scoops protein

Snack on th go.
2 scoops protein, uncooked oats, greek yogurt, jelly.

Olive garden

IHOP

I know a dude who mixes in a blender.

2 cans salmon
1 cup blueberries
1 cup water

And he likes it.

pancakes, chicken and waffles, alfredo, all meat pizzas, buffet, burritos, chimichanga, ben and jerry's, BLIZZARDS!!!!(take in your protein powder and the teeny boppers will mix it in for you.)

Double quarter pounders are always there for me 🙂

I actually don't have problems hitting my protein macro. Calories on the other hand...

I might lose my mod status for this, but I've been known to (at times), just pour straight honey/maple syrup all over my food just to up the calorie count. The reaction from friends (if they ever see this) is priceless when you explain you're trying to get in extra calories (especially if you're with a girlfriend!).

^Now thats a new one lol.

I was working at a car wash for awhile and we didn't get breaks and I would burn though a ton calories in a day. I would pre cut 6oz of steak and chicken throw them in a ziplock bag, I would grab on real fast throw it in my pocket and eat while I worked. I also love taking 1 cup of plain greek yogurt mixing that with a scoop of chocolate protien, some fat free milk, and a few tablespoons of splenda blend it up and put it in my shaker cup so I pound that real fast. Its around 44 grams of protein. It jus kind on the high side of sugar because of the milk and yogurt I think its like around 15 grams of sugar. I'll use that same mixture but with no milk at all and it makes it kinda like a pudding.

Anyone know Dinosaur Barbeque? I was born in the town they started in. I don't live there anymore unfortunately, but I have been buying their pulled pork and sauce in large quatities. I have been eating right around a pound of this stuff every day in between meals at work. It is absolutely amazing.

Carb powder

Costco samples

Posted by: @gsracer

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Anyone know Dinosaur Barbeque? I was born in the town they started in. I don't live there anymore unfortunately, but I have been buying their pulled pork and sauce in large quatities. I have been eating right around a pound of this stuff every day in between meals at work. It is absolutely amazing.

Is this the same Dinosaur Barbecue in Harlem, NYC?

Posted by: @effinrob

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Costco samples

Costco is ridiculous. Samples everywhere!

Posted by: @rainier

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Is this the same Dinosaur Barbecue in Harlem, NYC?

Yessir

Snorting pixie sticks! LOL

Man I like ~2cups of old fashioned Oats, 6 whole scrambled eggs, 2 slices or American cheese, fake butter, and Frank hot sauce.... mash all that up in a big ass bowl and destroy it!

Either that or hit up redbox and then Little Cesar's for a hot & ready... crush it by yourself.